After cricket defeats, South Africa is losing to porn

At 1:21 am, Divyanshu messaged me: “Guess what Mr Sethi…Cricket south africa facebook official page hacked, it’s full of porn/handles. Crazy shit what 3­-0 can do.”

This is Cricket South Africa’s official Facebook page. If the images have been taken down, here’s a teaser:

Faf du Plessis, AB de Villiers and Hashim Amla appear oblivious of the action taking place very much under their noses.

As you scroll down, an AB de Villiers’ 100 is up. Not the only one scoring apparently.

It’s odd when you read that Cricket South Africa shared a link that reads “How to do ‘friends with benefits'”.

Also read: #IndvsSA: Why Team Kohli win was not great

Aaah finally some cricket, KP! Though England would argue, he’s pretty much cricket porn himself.

Oh well. South Africa retains their missionary position.

• Gaurav Sethi