I was searching, searching!! Searching!! F*** I am getting late. And I can’t find a pair of socks!! Shall I transmit a distress message to Mom? Any normal day I would, But this day was not normal, I h…
Haunted Down in the Memory Lane
I have a weak temperament of handling people who say that they have problems in life, a boy with a torn shirt, who checks out my designer shirts, or a small baby who stares at me when I enjoy my ice c…
Beardwala love! It is No Shave November
Have a boss who asks you to groom? An annoying teacher who asks you to shave? Or an irritating girlfriend who complains about you being lazy. This is probably your month to answer all questions raised…
Can we stop another 26/11?
A junior from engineering called me up in the evening yesterday to tell me that his synopsis on density controlled traffic signals was rejected in the project review panel. I just coldly said, “Bro, i…
The Team 28 in a Swachch Mangalore mission!
आत्मनॊ मॊक्षार्थम जगध्दिताय च||, The motto of the Ramakrishna mission defines it all. This statement means, “For one’s own salvation, and for the welfare of the world”. A statement which defines the s…
The media is the most powerful entity in the earth
“The media is the most powerful entity on earth. They have the power to make the innocent guilty and to make the guilty innocent, and that’s a power. Because they control the minds of the masses” -Mal…
Jab Tak Hai Jaan
“I have plans for my future, unlike you keep planning for our future.” I wondering what she was talking about. She said, “A guy proposed me, and he is good, I want to probably marry him. And I kind of…
What is so great about Sanskrit?
सुरस सुबोधा विश्वमनोज्ञा ललिता हृद्या रमणीया अमृतवाणी संस्कृतभाषा नैव क्लिष्टा न च कठिना ।। I was never a good singer. I wouldn’t listen to too much of music, I wouldn’t sing. But there are some th…
The Twisted History
“Good morning everyone. I Ashish S, from 5th standard ‘b’ section is standing in front of you as the master of ceremony for this function. This function and this day stand in very special becaus…
Happy Engineer’s Day!
What problems do you have man?? You easily earn over a lakh for a month. You have bought a flat in Bengaluru. You have married the girl you loved. You have a car. You ride that monster bike which easi…